The Blog of Bert Jones

Troy’s new toy!

My friend Troy (and his wife Katie) rocks! He got a new toy today! A Yellow CAMARO!!!! It rocks!

It gets its stripes next week. I am so printing him a BEE-OTCH sticker from the movie (which I just happen to have as a vector EPS) and I am so finding him a disco ball keychain!

He came over today to show me and gave me a ride in it. Its HAWSOME!

But, I told him he has to mod it so that every­time he uses his keyfob for the secu­rity, it needs to make trans­former sounds.…

So…Troy…when are you, Russ and I going for a drive? We need an outing…Like my room­mate had told me about my 1970-something Maverick…I’m gonna say to you…“This car has so much sex appeal.….until Russ gets in it.” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh! When you get your stripes, I wanna do a photo shoot (I know, I know, your mar­ried to a pho­tog­ra­pher already, but I need some prac­tice shooting cars and stuff… okay, I really just want this in my portfolio!)

My view…

The con­sole has XM radio, it’s own PHONE NUMBER!, blue­tooth and a USB port for his iPhone! (The radio just hap­pens to be plaing “The Highway” by Zac Brown Band…as we were on the highway…lol)

Life……… could be……… better

I am so tired and exhausted. Not just phys­i­cally, but men­tally too. I wish I had a steady job. I keep looking at the clas­si­fieds and I just don’t qualify for all the design jobs out there. It sucks. I found a great one today, but I don’t have enough experience.

I also ran over a con­crete bar­rier today. Nothing huge, just one of those small ones that they have in between parking spaces. But this one is a parking garage, so it was a little smaller, but enough to make scraping noises. So of course, I am all freaked out now. Amy says the car is okay, but I am so paranoid.

And I so wish I had a shit­load of money. Enough to build my home (in cash), pay off all my debt, get new cars and all the elec­tronics that I could pos­sibly want.

So, does anyone want to give me money? I’ll dance for you (and the more you give me, the more clothes I will keep on.)

Really. I’m serious. You can pay me through paypal and my email address. It’s really easy. And I do have a webcam so that you can see me dance.

Just, uh, let me know, okay?

I just closed on my refi­nance of my vehicle.

I went to Lendingtree.com and told them what I needed and Wells Fargo came through for me and paid off a few Credit Cards too!

Only took an hour to close on the loan and I have insur­ance to pay for the car should some­thing happen to me or Amy. Which Chrysler didn’t offer.

We dropped our pay­ment down to $200 a month instead of $400! So this is a good thing!