TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF — The Survey
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| Name: |
Bert Jones
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| Birthday: |
August 27, 1978
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| Birthplace: |
St. Paul, MN
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| Current Location: |
Lexington, MN
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| Eye Color: |
Blueish-Green
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| Hair Color: |
Black, when I have Any
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| Height: |
5′ 8″
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| Right Handed or Left Handed: |
Right Handed
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| Your Heritage: |
German, Welsh, Irish, Finnish, Dutch, Norweign, Sioux Indian
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| The Shoes You Wore Today: |
None
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| Your Weakness: |
Food
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| Your Fears: |
Growing Old
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| Your Perfect Pizza: |
Pineapple, Pepperoni, Mushrooms, Black Olives, Bacon, Green Pepper, Tomatos
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| Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: |
Lose Weight, Finish Home Movies, Finish Tagging Music, Finish recording LPs
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| Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: |
k
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| Thoughts First Waking Up: |
Man I gotta pee
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| Your Best Physical Feature: |
My face or my Legs (from the knees down)
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| Your Bedtime: |
When ever I can’t stand up anymore
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| Your Most Missed Memory: |
I don’t remember
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| Pepsi or Coke: |
Dew
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| MacDonalds or Burger King: |
McChoke-n-puke
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| Single or Group Dates: |
Married
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| Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: |
YUCK!
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| Chocolate or Vanilla: |
Strawberry
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| Cappuccino or Coffee: |
Cappuccino
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| Do you Smoke: |
Not anymore
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| Do you Swear: |
Fuck Yeah!
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| Do you Sing: |
HELL YEAH!
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| Do you Shower Daily: |
When my wife tells me I stink… LOL.Yes I do.
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| Have you Been in Love: |
Married.…does that count?
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| Do you want to go to College: |
I went for one semester and quit for a job promotion at Office Max…How dumb was that?
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| Do you want to get Married: |
Already am
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| Do you belive in yourself: |
Sometimes, but even then I have doubts.
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| Do you get Motion Sickness: |
I don’t know, I don’t think so… All those tilt-a-whirl rides when i was growing up must have helped!
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| Do you think you are Attractive: |
Some days, but even then I have doubts.
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| Are you a Health Freak: |
Yeah, but I am too lazy to do anything about it.
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| Do you get along with your Parents: |
On occasion
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| Do you like Thunderstorms: |
Kind of
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| Do you play an Instrument: |
I used to play a clarinet. Know I just play keyboards (computer keyboards… hehe)
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| In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: |
No
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| In the past month have you Smoked: |
No
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| In the past month have you been on Drugs: |
Never
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| In the past month have you gone on a Date: |
For my anniversary
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| In the past month have you gone to a Mall: |
No
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| In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: |
No. Don’t like them
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| In the past month have you eaten Sushi: |
Never
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| In the past month have you been on Stage: |
No.…man I miss Karaoke
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| In the past month have you been Dumped: |
No
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| In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: |
Never
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| In the past month have you Stolen Anything: |
No
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| Ever been Drunk: |
A Few times. The worst was at my bachelor party… I had never been that sick!
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| Ever been called a Tease: |
Yes
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| Ever been Beaten up: |
Oh yes
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| Ever Shoplifted: |
Oh yes, haven’t all kids when they were younger?
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| How do you want to Die: |
Peacefully in my sleep at the same times as my wife
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| What do you want to be when you Grow Up: |
I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a special ed kid… My mommy dropped me on my head and look what it did… (I was in special ed and my friend and I made that up!)
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| What country would you most like to Visit: |
Hawaii… that doesn’t count does it… Okay then, Italy
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In a Girl..
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| Favourite Eye Color: |
Blue or Green… Check!
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| Favourite Hair Color: |
Black
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| Short or Long Hair: |
Doesn’t matter
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| Height: |
5′ 8″… Check!
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| Weight: |
Average
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| Best Clothing Style: |
Hip, trendy… Check!
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| Number of Drugs I have taken: |
None… Check!
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| Number of CDs I own: |
500+
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| Number of Piercings: |
2… Check!
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| Number of Tattoos: |
0… Check!
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| Number of things in my Past I Regret: |
0… Check!
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