I took an online sur­vey. Kind of cute… enjoy…

Name: Bert Jones
Birth­day: August 27, 1978
Birth­place: St. Paul, MN
Cur­rent Location: Lex­ing­ton, MN
Eye Col­or: Blueish-Green
Hair Col­or: Black, when I have Any
Height: 5′ 8″
Right Hand­ed or Left Handed: Right Hand­ed
Your Her­itage: Ger­man, Welsh, Irish, Finnish, Dutch, Nor­weign, Sioux Indian
The Shoes You Wore Today: None
Your Weak­ness: Food
Your Fears: Grow­ing Old
Your Per­fect Pizza: Pineap­ple, Pep­per­oni, Mush­rooms, Black Olives, Bacon, Green Pep­per, Tomatos
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Lose Weight, Fin­ish Home Movies, Fin­ish Tag­ging Music, Fin­ish record­ing LPs
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: k
Thoughts First Wak­ing Up: Man I got­ta pee
Your Best Phys­i­cal Feature: My face or my Legs (from the knees down)
Your Bed­time: When ever I can’t stand up anymore
Your Most Missed Memory: I don’t remember
Pep­si or Coke: Dew
Mac­Don­alds or Burg­er King: McChoke-n-puke
Sin­gle or Group Dates: Mar­ried
Lip­ton Ice Tea or Nestea: YUCK!
Choco­late or Vanilla: Straw­ber­ry
Cap­puc­ci­no or Coffee: Cap­puc­ci­no
Do you Smoke: Not any­more
Do you Swear: Fuck Yeah!
Do you Sing: HELL YEAH!
Do you Show­er Daily: When my wife tells me I stink… LOL.Yes I do.
Have you Been in Love: Married.…does that count?
Do you want to go to College: I went for one semes­ter and quit for a job pro­mo­tion at Office Max…How dumb was that?
Do you want to get Married: Already am
Do you belive in yourself: Some­times, but even then I have doubts.
Do you get Motion Sickness: I don’t know, I don’t think so… All those tilt-a-whirl rides when i was grow­ing up must have helped!
Do you think you are Attractive: Some days, but even then I have doubts.
Are you a Health Freak: Yeah, but I am too lazy to do any­thing about it.
Do you get along with your Parents: On occa­sion
Do you like Thunderstorms: Kind of
Do you play an Instrument: I used to play a clar­inet. Know I just play key­boards (com­put­er key­boards… hehe)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nev­er
In the past month have you gone on a Date: For my anniversary
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eat­en a box of Oreos: No. Don’t like them 
In the past month have you eat­en Sushi: Nev­er
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.…man I miss Karaoke
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skin­ny Dipping: Nev­er
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: A Few times. The worst was at my bach­e­lor par­ty… I had nev­er been that sick!
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beat­en up: Oh yes
Ever Shoplift­ed: Oh yes, haven’t all kids when they were younger?
How do you want to Die: Peace­ful­ly in my sleep at the same times as my wife
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don’t wan­na grow up, I’m a spe­cial ed kid… My mom­my dropped me on my head and look what it did… (I was in spe­cial ed and my friend and I made that up!)
What coun­try would you most like to Visit: Hawaii… that does­n’t count does it… Okay then, Italy
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or Green… Check!
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Does­n’t matter
Height: 5′ 8″… Check!
Weight: Aver­age
Best Cloth­ing Style: Hip, trendy… Check!
Num­ber of Drugs I have taken: None… Check!
Num­ber of CDs I own: 500+
Num­ber of Piercings: 2… Check!
Num­ber of Tattoos: 0… Check!
Num­ber of things in my Past I Regret: 0… Check!

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