You hear the darnest things at a Knit Store

Favorite “Bert” quotes from the yarn store yesterday:

“and now we knit!”

“SSK2togPSSO = Slip Stitch, Knit 2 togeth­er, and then PISS OFF!”

“And that is why we use our rubbers!”

“If I did balls, I would do bulls.” (It was sup­posed to be “…I would do bowls”, like that makes it sound any better)

Your just gonna have to come knit with to find out what any of these were in ref­er­ence too. ;-{)}